Tri-City Thunder

Tri-City Thunder is the Tri-City Roller Girls’ travel team, originally formed at the end of 2008 during the league’s first season. In December of 2010, Tri-City was accepted as full members into the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA). Thunder is the league’s Charter Team whose roster is comprised of dedicated and skilled skaters from all 3 of the league’s home teams (the Vicious Dishes, the Venus Fly Tramps, and the Total Knock-Outs) as well as two amazing coaches we couldn’t do without.

Thunder travels Canada and the US playing other WFTDA Charter teams and is ranked internationally. For 2013, with a lot of fresh new talent on the team, Thunder is hoping to continue to rise up in the rankings. Be sure to hit up our events page to keep up with Thunder’s games as well liking us on Facebook.

See you on the track. SHARK BAIT HO HA HA!

(from left) Preying Man Tease #6T9, Stacie Jones #101, Commander Will Wrecker # no.1, Rain Blows Brite #13, AnneX #14, Freudian Whip #22,  Fox Smoulder #1013, The Hellcat of Panar #1910, Lippy Wrongstockings #19 (Captain), Coach Business Socks, Sofanda Beatin’ #420 (Captain), Ashn Burn #79, Aggrosaurus #R0AR, Suzy Slam #33, Ova’Kill #11, Cleothrashya #15, Mandy Maggotbone #669, Skate Pastor #10, Evil Liza #00, (not pictured) Leigh-zzie Borden #40, Bloody Mess Jess #88, Coach jRobot

Thanks to photographer Peter Khamphila.

The Venus Fly Tramps

Hold on tight to your derby wife!

The Venus Fly Tramps will hit you hard on the track and kiss you hard at the after party! These man-eating roller vixens will lure you with their charm and trap you with their derby skills.

(from top left) Ann Killbiter #16, Freudian Whip #22, Lilith NoFair #37 (Captain), She Rough #89, Gitana Loba # 714, Konky #2000, a little ruthless #21, Mandy Maggotbone #669, Em Pale #66, Bloody Mess Jess #88, Leigh-zzie Borden #40whacks, SlaughterHouse Streeter #480, Anne-X #14 (Asst. Captain), Hall’n Ass #550, Ruby Shrew #32

The Vicious Dishes

SKATE & DESTROY!
Once upon a time in the Tri-City Area of Southwestern Ontario, a roller derby team was born and they were named the Vicious Dishes. The Vicious Dishes (Vitiosus Bellus) are an uproarious lot, who travel in packs and have a tendency to hip check things that need not be hip checked (see: vending machines, skateless humans, any door ever) when frustrated, happy, excited or just for the hell of it. While sightings of these ferocious ladies are rare, search long and wide and you might just find them lurking around your local skate park at night, taking home the head of a Beast, knocking you over in a mosh pit or spray painting inappropriate things about your mother on the wall of a dark alley. One thing is for certain with The Vicious Dishes – they are relentless and meeting them on the track will end in your total obliteration.

(from left) Stacie Jones #101, Skate Pastor #10, Commander Will Wrecker #NO 1, Finite Skate Automaton #1011, Lippy Wrongstockings #19, Cleothrashya #15 (Co-captain), Coyote Convict #1441, Meg N’ Plead #42, Suzy Slam #33 (Co-captain), Necro-Nancy #999, AshN Burn #79, Sofanda Beatin #420, The Hellcat of Panar #1910, Damzel Squashington #404, (not pictured) Ren A. Cious #65, Modern Shover #1115

Thanks to photographer Peter Khamphila.

The Total Knock-Outs

The Total Knock-Outs are TCRG’s black and bluest team. A merciless mix of dedication, athleticism, and brawn, these ladies strive to knock you out, just like Mamma told them to.

(from left) Coach Annaslaysia Killsemov 47, H.G. Wheels 51, Lil E. Legal 92, Aggrosaurus R0AR, Fox Smoulder 1013, Dusty Minxx 454, Ova’Kill 11 (Captain), Evil Liza/Shocker 00 (Captain), Scream Filled Cupcake 99, Chantal Krazyasskick 86, Meow Wallace 1321, Lowblow Lois 1111, Preying Man Tease 6T9, Booty Two Shoes 96, Coach Business Socks, (not pictured) Groins 462, Hash’em Slash’em 77, PsyKosonic 04, Rain Blows Brite 13, The Teenanator 703, Eurogasmic 6

Thanks to Purple Door Photography.

Tri-City Plan B

Tri-City presents their newest travel team – Tri-City Plan B! Plan B will be pairing up with their traveling sisters, Tri-City Thunder, to square off against B-teams at home and abroad throughout the 2013 season. Don’t let these ladies fool you – the B doesn’t stand for second best, the B stands for brutal!