Tri-City Thunder

Tri-City Thunder is the Tri-City Roller Girls’ travel team, originally formed at the end of 2008 during the league’s first season. In December of 2010,  Tri-City was accepted as full members into the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association. Thunder is the league’s Charter Team.

Thunder’s roster is comprised of dedicated and skilled skaters from all 3 of the league’s home teams (the Vicious Dishes, the Venus Fly Tramps, and the Total Knock Outs) as well as two of the toughest coaches known to the sport.

2009 marked TCRG Thunder’s first full season…and it was certainly a season of domination! Thunder faced off against four opponents – Rochester New York’s ROC City Roller Derby, Toronto’s GTAR Derby Debutants, Ottawa’s Slaughter Daughters and London’s Thames Fatales – and finished undefeated!
In 2010 Thunder were 5 and 2, taking victories over Buffalo’s (Lake Effect Flurries), Rochester’s (ROC Stars), Syracuse’s (Assault City Roller Derby), Detroit’s (Motor City Disassembly Line), and Toronto’s (CN Power). That same year Thunder experienced 2 losses to Montreal (The Contrabanditas and the Sexpos, possibly because they are fueled by Poutine!).

2011 will mark Thunder’s inaugural year in the WFTDA, and with 12 games scheduled (including 2 tournaments), it is certainly going to be a busy season of bringing the Thunder to the track! DMN8!  We apologize in advance for the weather disruptions as there has a been a trend of thunder storms in the area after a Thunder victory on the track.

2011 Tri-City Thunder: Bareleigh Legal #18 (c), sin-e-star #306 (c), Suzy Slam #33 , Motorhead Molly #204, Stacie Jones #101, Lippy Wrongstockings #19, Kitty Krasher #3, Anita Martini #9, Gunmoll Mindy #over80, Cellblock Bettie # 5oh, Greta Garbage # 952, Jill Standing #4i, Skate Pastor #10, Freudian Whip #22, Perky Set #314, Wanda Wreckya #302, Rain Blows Bright #13, Leigh-zzie Borden #40whacks, Bloody Mess Jess #88, Cleothrashya #15, Boss Applesauce (coach), Captain Lou El Bammo (coach)

The Venus Fly Tramps

Hold on tight to your derby wife!

The Venus Fly Tramps will hit you hard on the track and kiss you hard at the after party! These man-eating roller vixens will lure you with their charm and trap you with their derby skills.

Venus Fly Tramps 2011: Lilith NoFair #37 (c), Kitty Krasher #3 (c), Freudian Whip #22 (ac), Deadly Jenzyme #23, Teargas #156, Em Pale #66, Konky #2000, Gunmoll Mindy #over80, CellBlock Bettie #5oh, Dodge Swinger #1973, Leigh-zzie Borden #40whacks, Holly Hell-a-Day #7, Bloody Mess Jess #88, Inca Pacitate #777, Ruby Shrew #32, Perky Set #3.14, Ann Killbiter #16, Wanda Wreckya #502 Coaches: Captain Lou El Bammo, Gregasauruss

The Vicious Dishes 2011

SKATE & DESTROY!

Once upon a time in the Tri-City Area of Southwestern Ontario, a roller derby team was born and they were named the Vicious Dishes. The Vicious Dishes (Vitiosus Bellus) are an uproarious lot, who travel in packs and have a tendency to hip check things that need not be hip checked (see: vending machines, skateless humans, any door ever) when frustrated, happy, excited or drunk. While sightings of these ferocious ladies are rare, search long and wide and you might just find them lurking around your local skate park at night, knocking you over in a mosh pit or spray painting inappropriate things about your mother on the wall of a dark alley. One thing is for certain with The Vicious Dishes – meeting them on the track will end in your total obliteration.

Back: Boss Applesauce, # 42 Meg N' Plead, #204 Motorhead Molly, #81 Guns 'n' Gams, #15 Cleothrashya, #D2 Bea Trix Mamba, # 9 Anita Martini, #00 Evil Liza, #10 Skate Pastor Front: #33 Suzy Slam, #19 Lippy Wrongstockings, #18 BareLeigh Legal, #306 sin-e-star, #101 Stacie Jones, #4i Jill Standing, #420 Sofanda Beatin, #952 Greta Garbage

The Total Knock Outs 2011

The Total Knock-Outs are TCRG’s newest, black and bluest team. A merciless mix of dedication, athleticism, and brawn, these ladies strive to knock you out, just like mamma told them to. Their gloves are off and their skates are laced – the TKOs are ready to hit hard and sting like bees.

Annaslaysia Killsemov #47, Rain Blows Brite #13, Pandemic Pearl #187 (Captain), Scream Filled Cupcake #99, Groins #462, Fox Smoulder #1013 (Assistant Captain), H. G. Wheels #51, Lowblow Lois #1111, Sprocket Sister #416, Scat Girl #65, Esther Bangs #43, Anne-grrr #14, Gritty Britty #12, Das Booty #96, Hellis in a Handbag #24